If you are a mommy, you can:
1. Try to remember who talked you into kids. (Lucky for them having kids has turned your memory into something closely related to your skinny jeans--they're hanging right there in the closet but you just can't get into them!)
2. Put your feet in a tub of hot water and turn on beach sounds on your ipod and c-l-o-s-e your eyes (But not where kids could get into the water. And you will need to keep one ear open to hear your children. Oh, and you will have to get up every 12.36 seconds to fetch a sippy, bottle, or princess shoe.) Oh forget it!
3. Bake all morning and then eat all afternoon (for the kids).
4. Watch movies. (This has a catch because you're a mommy. All movies will be kid friendly--aka cartoons.)
5. It all just goes downhill from here.
What do you do if you're a kid and it's snowing outside?
1. Watch your big sister play in it.
2. Play in the snow.
3. Contemplate life.
4. Then remember how great you have it.
5. Lose your mittens and revel in it.
6. Have a snack.
Before
After
7. After you get changed into clean clothes because you got food all over them, give your mommy a leg hug and melt her heart.
8. Paint a picture.
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Have there ever been two more adorable children???? NO!!!!
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